Take a look at pictures and see how my daughter saved my ass today. Last weekend, I bet big time on the Kentucky Derby. If I won, I would’ve been fine. However, I lost big time and I didn’t have the money to pay back my bookie. I was trying to avoid him until I had the money, but yesterday the fucker showed up at my house. I was mowing my lawn when all of a sudden, he sucker punched me from behind.

Well, my daughter heard all the noise and I hate to admit it, but she saved me. I so could’ve kicked his ass if he had fought fair, but that sucker punch really knocked the wind out of me. My daughter worked out a deal that if she drilled him, it would repay my debt. I owe her big time because while I was upstairs icing my head, she was downstairs giving him head.

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